i post this for memories sake, and because the next HD crash might just erase all memory of this file i hold dear...
My quotes from newnet, (#chatzone and others..) dont know if they will all fit.
<zoozzie> and its fari and square to kill mr livingone? --- <zoozzie> i not think so specially when we cybering
<windex> i am gay -- <windex> i am -- <windex> i admit it -- <windex> im gay
<Mp3> the P in PMS, post or pre --- <PMS> its permanent
* TheLivng1 snuggles up in Kristina's cleavage
<diversion> Oooh.. I'm all moist now.
* VMS has wet his pants
<beterman> I was on the phone to this chick the other day, and she just came right out and said "I'm horny"... I was like...errr...forget the smurfs, what was that last thing you said?
* huggable tosses Mp3 a cyber condom tew prevent nano babies
* Mp3 saw Debs's thingy ;) -- <Debs> diid not -- <Debs> i had a thingerectomy when i got married silly
<WhiteDawn> don't have a favorite one of those either....i like a number of them
<WhiteDawn> i like bad boys
* Netsniper hops up on the gurney hoping WD will have to operate --- <WhiteDawn> and what do you want me to cut off <EG>
<empee> *lick*™®© --- <WhiteDawn> mmmmmm do it again i like it
<Neuromanc> my skirts come from Wet Seal
<Debs> my posts make sense -- <Mp3> Debs: to an autistic boy wearin x-ray specs yeah -- <Mp3> otherwise they are just gibberish
<VMS> Me So horny -- <meat> me love you long time
<HiTLady> printf("Please complete the rest of this code, dorks\n"); } --- <ToastyMan> I love the attitude hitlady's programs always have.
<Goulda> We put a tab in some kids shoes so during gym his foot absorbed the acid -- <Goulda> he was like "coach i don't feel so well" -- <Goulda> osmosis, what a concept
<Wolf_18> y cant winblowz lie to other puters? -- <Mp3> Wolf_18: its from microsoft, they lie enuf.
* Maya can still type :P -- <Mp3> Maya: with one hand too, impressive --- [6:20pm] <Maya> sorry, want me to stop jacking you off with the other?
-=Phoenix=- In Loving Memory Of A Great Friend. You have reached True Immortality in the hearts of your Friends!
<Kristina> I got a big mouth and ain't no one gonna flame me enough to shut it up.
<Xippz> anyone have icq -- <Creed> yes -- <Xippz> never mind
<PeR0XiDe> Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi (the Japanese electronic pet that's all the rage with the kids) is an infringement of its intellectual property. Microsoft spokesperson, Erik Loregard stated "Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies? Sounds like Windows to me. This is clearly an infringement on our technology".
<ToastyMan> /kernel: pid 4242 (toasty), uid 1001, exited on signal SIGASSKICKED (core dumped)
<HiTLady> Paladine: theres something about me you like you just cant put yer finger on it? :> -- <ToastyMan> yeah, he's scared of getting the finger broken for trying to put it on you.
<Debs> but I am detained in an insane asylum and am just sneaking around using puters..so dont listen to me:D
<shortcake> what the hell is a wave spammer --- <Taran> its a singing vibrator
<shortcake> i wanna {censored} you like a vibrator
<shortcake> i'm full of {censored} most of the time
<Jadie> hey baby...wanna cyber? -- <Jadie> you missed out...I was gonna do it, too
<Permas> can anyone teach me to log off a certain channel? -- <WhiteDawn> just click the x in the right hand corner Permas -- *** Permas has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Dina> when making the world God took a rest ....but when destroying it well he had to give it that extra effort
*** BabyPower (robin@stm-15-226.tm.net.my) has joined #mp3 --- <BabyPower> hello...can i find mp3 here?
<Oreo> teh feds are after us -- <shortcake> do they cyber
<lippy> I guess i'm a true blonde *sigh*
* VinceVega jizzes on everyone -- * Mp3 showers in VV's never ending jizz
<windex> damnit how am i suposed to make fun of you if chris dosent respond
<cyrus> all i need is vasoline and a magazine..
<|{aRmA> I got a phone sex apt at 11
<Oreo> CLARION AUTO PC Powered by Windows CE <-- Now your car can crash just like your Windows computer :P
<shortcake> wanna start a business with me -- <shortcake> sextoys-r-us
<Stoner> cnt ndrstnd wht th fck y ppl r syng -- [2:34am] <Heather> n swrng mp -- <Heather> y wr swrng, sw t bd by y -- <Stoner> n th fck wsnt !
<lippy> hmmm I wonder if I decided to have oral sex and go turn myself in...what they'd do --- <lippy> akkkk wrong window
<WhiteDawn> i don't do dirty -- <Taran> and pigs fly girl
<Cynical> Pr0n of Mp3... Lycos, go get it. :D
* acidst0rm is thinking of something else to drop down Mp3 pants...maybe Debs wont mind -- *** acidst0rm was kicked by HPIOU (maybe SHE wont mind, but her HUSBAND might :) )
<HPIOU> Do Canadians walk into pet stores and ask "Can I buy a pussy, please?" :)
<Larry> I never understood why you guys down there want to put seafood on some kid's doll though. -- <Larry> duuh wrong window
[09:39] -irc.mw.sisna.com- *** Notice -- Net break: irc.dragondata.com security.dragondata.com (Max Sendq exceeded)
* Mp3 hides in the closet wif lovergal & locks the door ;) --- <lovergal> empee why is this thing going in and out
<WhiteDawn> hurry and get older
<Dopey> get rid of winblows -- <DragonFlu> yeah then you can cyber faster :P
<Kristina> man, I'm going to hate canceling this customers account....he had such good porn too.. * Kristina will gather as much as she can before she rm's the account, though.
*** Notice -- NiteHawke added a temp k:line for *@*.aol.com AOL doesn't take care of abusive users, so unfortunatly everyone using AOL is banned. :line for *@*.aol.com AOL doesn't take care of abusive users, so unfortunatly everyone using AOL is banned.
<lippy> this lady on tv has a bra size of 72 ZZ -- <Azrial> teh heck are you watching -- <lippy> maury -- <Azrial> what channel
<Azrial> viewer discretion is advised -- <Azrial> I LOVe that
* destinee really wants to know what Renty has on ya though
<SaintMaya> my asbestos panties are holding up
* SADAM - hello stupid americans --- <hartless> didn't we just bomb u? - <SADAM> hehe...your presidents sperma is more dangerous then your bombs
* Mp3 sticks one of those wittle flags in your belly button, i claim shannie in the name of empee!
<skeeve> not even if i hike my skirt up a little?
<Azrial> word to the wise -- <Azrial> never use icyhot as a lubricant
<Yeti> jesmi still rulez though -- <Yeti> she best sucker around
commenting on the legalization of marijuana: <larful> id crop dust with miracle grow
<pizzahead> legalizing marijuana isnt going to save lives -- <pizzahead> it will keep people out of jail
* Heather jumps up and down on empee
<lippy> its harder than hell
!Kristina! if we're going to abuse wallops, PLEASE do it in such a way that I know wtf we're talking about so I can participate in the abuse.
!Kristina! oh, spamming? carry on...
!nukem! one of the few things actually in the newnet policy and we still abuse it
* lillady grabs a bag of marshmellows from behind her back opens them and starts throwin em -- <lillady> not as cold as snow but just as fun
!Kesha! PHEAR
<Kristina> Here at valuelinx we guarrantee fast service else you can make us kill each other, abc. ;>
<windex> im mikes crack whore
<Mp3> she sounded like one of those XXX lines -- <DayWalker> i'm calling her
[01:49] * B looks around for someone else to kill -- [01:50] *** B has quit IRC (Killed (Mp3 (Meryy X-Mas !!)))
<B> i didn't make chanserv, i just tried to make nickserv cum
<KeyBoard> Well my parents are getting 45-55ish area now. -- <KeyBoard> The.. lemme alone.. IM NOT OLD
<Grayfax> I like it when ppl connect to me when I'm runnin netbuster ;) - <Grayfax> they try to download somethin, and they get the back orifice server ;) - <Grayfax> alls fair when they are tryin to do no no's to me =P
<Grayfax> windex is *MY* crackwhore dammit!
<Auric> better watch out empee she's horny :) and has yer scent
<NateDogg> h110: i don't know how he got it.. unless he netbussed my gf -- <Oreo> hey, at least he didn't back orifice your gf :P
<Mp3> you a prep ? -- <Goatz> I go to a prep school but I try not to be -- * Goatz gets his 8 gadge out. -- <Goatz> you going somewere with this or do I really have to goto my gunlocker and mapquest?
<DatDaWG> Hey just because i have a 20kilo ton nuke in my back yard DOES not mean i am a terrorist -- <Mp3> DatDaWG: yeah just means your PREPARED -- <DatDaWG> My point EXACTLY
* ChatServ jumps on lippy and gives her some luvvins too, she is way over due -- <ChatServ> I guess I needed that lesbian moment more than you, Lip
<Noctorne`> Premium Pentium Heat sink/fan!! Dutch! $2.00 -- <Noctorne`> heatsinks can speak dutch? =]
<Advent> holy info lines batman
* shan runs in nasty mode
<Travan> like, this guy gave me the crack for linux...
<Mp3> thats why windex dosnt get any -- <windex> im just so ugly - <windex> it scares them
* windex licks kitten and sticks her to mp3
<Simon> *** Can't list domain simons.cx: Unspecified error -- <Simon> at least specify yer error !
<Heather> im gonna kidnap empee...and make him live in a closet till he is 18 -- <Mp3> an then what -- <Heather> you be legal to play with
<WhiteDawn> i'm in the closet -- <lippy> me too wd, i'll come out if you come out, and we can be lovers
<Mp3> Moonray: lets go on undernet & spam newnet <G> -- <Moonray> Mp3: nah .. lets move the chan to undernet, and spam on efnet :)
<Azrial> jd, you lasted longer than i thought :)
<Mp3> azzie owns me =] -- <Heather> i wanna see the pink slip on Mp3 -- * Azrial takes out her phone bill
<nanook> I've decided now I'm only hiring young sex goddesses willing to work in the nude...
<Kllrloop> i even got an error creating window in 5.5 -- <Kllrloop> *shrug* are we sure microsoft didnt make it?:P
* AnewGirl is a highly interactive bot, and has been brought to you by 3M (tm), the people who gave you Scotch Tape, and Post-It Notes
<WhiteDawn> i was on yeti's thingy
<Mp3> the channel has pervs ? -- <lippy> yea, me and you:)
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* solidfox smells sumfin burning -- * solidfox notices its just the kat outside his door
<windex> Azrial: mp3 just wants you because you have parts he dosent -- <Azrial> hehe, i knew that already
<Azrial> renty and i are gonna have lesbian action -- <Azrial> so don't bother us for awhile
* windex jizzms on mp3's hand -- * Mp3 wipes it off on windex's dress & waits to be impeached
<Jungle> mom never go get kerosene and then have to go to the bathroom and wipe your butt
* KeyAway is ircing naked while waiting for his water to get hot -- <KeyAway> I gotta go take a shower -- <KeyAway> this is nifty -- <KeyAway> I can type wiht my.. n/m
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-Quantum-- This nick is owned by someone else. Please change it or type: /msg Quantum- identify <nickserv pass> if you dont in 60 seconds I will hbeg a IRCop to kill u. :)
* Esmerelda eyes sexyguy.... mygod... im overwhelmed by the power of your nick... i cant help my self..
<lippy> cucmubers....they are cheaper and don't take batteries!
*** ChatServ sets mode: +o mouser -- <mouser> I am warning you all I am pmsing today
<Radish> So why is Fraggle planning on me being half-nekkid? :D -- <Maya> to save us the horror of him being whole-nekkid?
*** DragonFlu is now known as Pamela33
!security.dragondata.com! *** WARNING *** ToastyMan has requested that I put a placeholder in for SaintMaya
<lippy> jay, i'm a wuss, and proud of it, and I'm not wearing any underwear
<lippy> sorry I took so long to get back, I hd to pee and then i had to blow up a condom
* granny69 sniffles -- * Radonus pats granny on the back -- <granny69> oh NO -- <granny69> Rad! there went my TEETH
<Azrial> excuse me? i dont need boots? -- <Azrial> i have a pair of steal toes -- <SuPeRCoW> who stole your toes?!
<acidst0rm> Mp3: u cant get yer mouth around my weewee llama -- <Mp3> it would slip through the little cracks in my theeth wouldnt it acidst0rm
lippy> I went to chagne into shorts to sleep in and got in my dresser, and I have a pink shirt on, so I was looking for the shorts that match.....and I saw soemthing pink, so pulled them out and started putting them on and they were my underwear
* puP slips empee a duck -- * Mp3 looks at puP -- * Mp3 looks at the duck -- * Mp3 looks back at puP -- <puP> dont do anything to that duck that i wouldnt do -- <puP> that discludes nothing -- <puP> *pssst*: u know what to do wif it -- * Mp3 looks at the duck -- * Mp3 smiles -- * Mp3 throws it at puP really fast and yells "DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<Azrial> i'm confused i think hehe
<Azrial> i married scott cause i do love him, i just worry that i'm gonna end up hurting him or disappointing him -- <Azrial> oops -- <Azrial> dont read that
* Fadey strokes windex
<KeyBoard> redneck :P -- <Mp3> whore -- <Azrial> no thats me
<Azrial> yeah, they'll just put me on hte pill -- <Azrial> than i'll just have to start having sex
<Mp3> well then can i flood ya <G> -- <toof> NO -- <toof> im cybering bout 9 ppl
<lippy> who's your dady?
<Azrial> do you know that last time you made me talk to virgil i had no idea what he was saying -- <Azrial> i just kept saying yep
<Tay> i've seen 12" -- <Tay> and all i could do was laugh at him
<Sam> .../kick and /ban are good, will you add /scud missile for those idiots soon?
<lippy> I have blowup bobby -- <lippy> its safe sex
<devious> i want oreo's ass tho
<Kristina> only windows users need help to pee because they spend all their energy fighting windows ;>
<ChanServ> Recieved OP for chanserv, from Yeti. -- *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ChanServ -- *** hub.dragondata.com sets mode: -o ChanServ
*** |gator| (gator@port-15-pm3a-gnv.da.fdt.net) has joined #chatzone -- <|gator|> I'm looking for the clean pig latin chat channel. Can you direct me?
<toof> iwent out wit a dude cuz he had a stang wit a 351W nos in it -- <toof> {censored} him so he would let me race it -- <Mp3> bet that was fun -- <toof> car got me off more
<toof> my son told me im too old to like korn and icp -- <toof> then screamed at me...."NONE OF MY FRIENDS MOMS ARE GETTING THEIR TONGUES PIERCED......CANT U BE NORMAL???????"
* Tay puts the shotgun between her legs and shoots the celling "HEY! i aimed for Mp3!" -- * puP looks at Tay -- * puP takes the shotgun'z place
<iRiSH> http://www.newnet.net/public/policies/nofunallowed.html
<NukeLear> warez aint illegal
* mouser struts
* Tay runs up to pup and unf's him till he passes out
<Taran> #playroom -- <Azrial> i think mp3 and i own that -- <Taran> well that's ok -- <Taran> i just take it over
<Tar_> *** PING delay for lillady: 1 minutes and 38 seconds -- <TomServo^> hmm...I can grope lillady...and have 1 minute 35 seconds to run -- <TomServo^> I love it.
<fuZe[afk]> im lame :\
<not_letting_you_know> [HTM] Still high traffic mode 5 > 20 <-- More Toasty math
<JOLT> i'm not sure i can stand up to this leet mofo
<myers> is prostitution legal in canada? -- <HiTLady> no -- <myers> damn
*** |FREEZE| (jcmn@resnet-90-83.mta.ca) has joined #stoners -- <|FREEZE|> FREE THE WEED!!!!!!!! -- *** |FREEZE| (jcmn@resnet-90-83.mta.ca) has left #stoners
<lippy> teri, please don't finger me -- <Teri> i can if i want
<WhiteDawn> i'm not violent -- <WhiteDawn> naughty maybe -- <WhiteDawn> not violent
<WhiteDawn> my tongue has a mind of his own too
[01:03] *** Monica (jolly@203.38.166.204) has joined #chatzone -- [1:04am] <Femme> talkin bout free willy and monica comes in
<lippy> OMG we don't have cable -- <lippy> now I won't be able to sleep at night
<^ViRUs^> man for a op ur a weirdo -- <Larry> You have to be to be an op here.
<Mp3> Lolls: why do i not belive you -- <Lolls> umm...because you're a sceptic :P
* Azrial would give empee a kiss, but it might end up in a txt file somewhere
* Tay looks down her shirt and sees feet and hands "now i know i'm insane"
-Pup- «·øp§·»«·#chatzone·»they opped me, i didnt takeover, just helped them down and left
<Heather> your mousers now -- <Tar_> wont sit too well with Axis my dear :) -- <mouser> you let me tend to Axis
<bc> do u poke slowly..slowpoke?
<Mp3> why ya changing nicks on me? -- <Onion> cause cyn was a radish and pup took my turnip
<Rache|> abcdefghijklmn -- <Rache|> my brother did that -- <^Tongue> give him a couple more years and he'll know the rest of that line :)
<TheLivng1> darkskull: they have curves and stuff man -- <Elizabeth> talking about girls? -- <darkskull> woahh -- <darkskull> i saw one of those before
<Az`sleep> how come you never scream my name -- <Az`sleep> and i'm your wife -- <Mp3> i do enuf of that when we are alone in msg azzie <G>
* mouser is a lamer
*** Quits: Mp3 (Local kill by Mp3 (impersonation isnt good))
<Mp3> Maya: i would rather have devious gimmie it than let you get anal lubbin <G> -- * SaintMaya whips out her strap on -- <SaintMaya> he dun know what to bargain for
<NateDogg> I just fought with Sarah for 3 hours. -- <NateDogg> actually -- <NateDogg> she screamed and I listened.
<Pup> i want yew empee -- <Pup> lets have sex
-WhiteDawn- #chatzone ÔÞê®åtör§ don't put thoughts like that in my head....hehe i'm too old for you :P -- -> [oPz:#ChatZone] so? its fun jus puttin them in your head <G>
<lillady> the best i've had on newnet is DarkKing strippin for me
<korn> whoa -- <jewel> yeah that's what I said the first time I had to pay up for nick usage, korn
<^Tongue> excuse me love may I step down? -- <WhiteDawn> if anyone goes down it should be me
<devious> some lame kid that flooded out before i could kline him -- <devious> i guess is still could -- <devious> he wont come back, cuz he feels like an idiot -- <Mp3> just us knowing that hes stupid & shoving that comment in his face is punishment enough
<devious> heh, wanna get people off your network for more speed? -- <devious> piss off a script kiddie!
<djinn> don't quote me
<Mp3> you & me wear blindfolds so we dont have to see eachother & you get jelous <G> -- <Pup> wait u got that backards -- <Pup> so u dont get insanely jealous -- <Pup> coz i got bigger tits ;)
* SuperChud tosses Jedi a nice Heineken.. * windex steals jedi's bottle openers and hides them * jedi opens it with his teeth <jedi> they teach u survival in the military u know
<DarkSaint> hey Tay, I thought up a new character -- <Tay> ya? -- <DarkSaint> Canuckula!! The Canadian Eskimo Vampire!
* Teri sticks pins in her little dexy doll
*** jedi has quit IRC (Quit: Killed by Bill Gates (Windows Linux 98 -- jizz your pants!)) -- <Yout`> his jedi mind tricks were no match for bill
<Yout> did you hear something jed? -- <jedi> nope -- * Yout goes back to growing hair
<jedi> will i still be able to use file manager -- <Yout> no, it corrupts the kernel and pimps yo mama and disasembles yo toaster
<Ark> irc will be the death of me.. I know it :) -- <eas266> it will if you mess with mp3 ciggs again
"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields
"It is bad luck to be superstitious" -- Andrew Mathis
<lippy> i did the butt with a cute guy last night *sigh* -- <WhiteDawn> i do the tongue -- <WhiteDawn> oh -- <WhiteDawn> that didn't sound good
* Yout sacrifices a cat for another 10 cps
<Yout> irc should come with a parental advisory sticker
<Simon> you can just imagine the little critters sitting inside your modem transcribing packets onto little pieces of paper
*** S-Hacker has quit IRC (Killed (nEcRoMaN (user request))) -- <chantal> Hey, I'm going to report you to our admin -- <chantal> oh wait...you ARE our admin :)
*talking about furbies* <Mp3> what do they do actually -- <lillady> each other
* Simon trains renty in the art of "{censored} & Run"
* Yout listens attentively as mp types
<Mp3> whos got netmeeting -- <ToastyMan> (translation: who wants to see mp3 naked?) -- <Mp3> i dont have a netcam -- <Mp3> sorry :P -- <Mp3> i diddnt buy this damn mic for nothing -- <ToastyMan> (translation: who wants to hear mp3 talk about being naked?)
* zoozzie goes to get a towel -- <Mp3> mmm i wonder what zewzie needs wif a towel ;) -- <zoozzie> addie got me all wet
-shortcake- [Shortie-Ops/#services] fel you sexy thing you
<Mp3> phear mah 3r33t tounge lashing skillz
<volfman> wut do u want? <nuff> a cute girl? :) * volfman grows some tits
-dbcl- #chatzone last time I tried lickin muhself I dang near fell off the sofa an killed muhself.
-Pup- «·øp§·»«·#chatzone·»we could go dcc for that tho, why get jungle excited -- -> [oPz:#ChatZone] he likes to watch
<Ticked> how im gonna drink anything now? -- * Ticked looks at her mountain dew -- <Pup> mounting yew -- <Pup> its my new drink
<windex> you got more porn than god
<dbcl> sheeesh talk about screen flyby ......just had a novel run by me here.
<Shervin> you guys gotta lot of nerve kickin me, you don't know who your messing with -- <bor> I am not messing with anyone -- <Shervin> maybe if i change my name to my real hacker alias, you'll understand
<Mp3> Jurek: im talkin bout mariens with napalm flame throwers -- <Jurek> I'm talkin about the air force with outdated maps bombing the wrong building
<Mp3> when they get arrested they are charged with.. -- <chantal> false advertising ? :)
* SiantMaya rubs herself
<mouser> #3 dont mess with pmsing ops that bnned you once that day :)
<MotaMan> crimson RTFM? -- rtfm..read the fscking manual?..why would i need to read a mnual on fsck?
*** Mp3 changes topic to 'The best part about fighting with your wife is making up :) (even if she won anyways)' -- <Magnus> there are divorce attorney's who'd disagree :P
<klix> f33r the d0ggie who g0es me0w
* Quarzal watches and does something he shouldn't -- * dustyX sets Quarzal in a corner -- * Quarzal stares at the corner and continues to do something he shouldn't
<Heather> aww i lub you, up until teri shows up, then i have to hate you...:)
<]{ronic> I don't want to hear about a 40 year-old woman's tampon experiences. (grammar corrected)
<Brodie5> they find a user who is on the most and wait till he is in a "Can not disconnect" point and pull his plug -- <concept> Absolutely. -- <concept> "He's been transferring an awful lot of data this past hour. Let's {censored} with 'em. Teeheehee.."
<VwRaCeR> dex is lame
<shortcake> it got rid of the migrane -- <shortcake> well that and the 1600 mgs of motrin
<defsquad> kline my penis -- <shortcake> well we don't kline mercs penis -- <shortcake> we can't find it
<Debs> nuke the hell out of the user -- <Debs> !!
REM <Debs> i want a divorce -- <EddieB> good cause i want your husband
<Goatz> Bahhh Bull {censored}. Anything is burnable with the right skills
<Heather> awwwww! no sex for you...your gonna die! -- <Mp3> sex schmex, if god diddnt want me to whackoff he wouldnt have made my arms so long!
* Deb isnt very bright
<Mp3> how long have you had a computer -- <souljah> its not my comp. -- <souljah> we just stole it the other day
<Goatz> 1/4 US cup is a normal amount of cum to be blasting right? -- <Magnus> I'd check it to make sure ya didn't blow a nut clear out :P~
<CuMBuBBle> i jsut slobbered beer all over myself -- <Magnus> that's alcohol abuse, pure an simple -- <CuMBuBBle> i tried to pour it into my chin
* Keyboard m0ans like the male wh0r3 he is
*** EddieB changes topic to 'For Sale By Owner; Complete Set of Encycolpedia Britannica, 45 volumes, all in excellent condition. Got married last weekend, wife knows everything.'
<reaper> windex= it's just a traffic shaper, heh, i only put like {censored} and stuff on it for remote use -- <reaper> i can't masterbate at work like u can
I stand before, I stand beside, to tell you a story I know nothing about.. Last night, two dead boys got up to fight, they faced each other ack to bak, drew out their swords and they shot each other, the deaf policeman heard all the noise, and came to kill the 2 dead if you dont believe me, ask the blind man, he saw the whole thing.
[Wallops] !Mp3! anyone object to me & XaNi being king & queen of newnet?
<c0met> oh dear, you go thru wimmin, like i go thru.. hmm.. vibrators.
<ViSioN_> I was rubbin it...and it dripped...
<vudoo> god i hate windows -- <vudoo> exploder crashed (thats never happend b4)
*** pez has quit IRC (Killed (Mp3 (just getting rid of the morons... hehe p.s. welcome tew the club <G>))) -- <Hawk> slowly weeding out the stupid people on newnet
<jedi> sup vortex - <vortex> trying to sit up without getting light headed heh, you?
<jedi> sup vortex - <vortex> trying to sit up without getting light headed heh, you?
<Teri> they all got deleted when my computer got reformatted -- <Aggressor> so what do you look at when you rub your clit now? -- <Mp3> my pic <G> -- <Teri> i dont have that either -- <Aggressor> you don't have a clit?
<VR6> were an underground carpenter chan
<HPIOU> if my 13 y/o daughter would EVER get off the DAMN PHONE, I'd call Toasty and find out -- <Mooooooo> try: SARAH, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!!! --Mooooooo> OR try: SARAH, HANSON IS OUTSIDE, ALL NEKKED!!! -- <Mooooooo> or is she past the Hanson stage? -- <HPIOU> she's past Hanson and into Backstreet Boys <puke> -- <HPIOU> went right past N'Sync -- <HPIOU> (thank God)
<Mp3> EaZy{V}: can i kill you? :) -- <EaZy{V}> if it makes u happy -- <Mp3> wewp -- *** EaZy{V} has quit IRC (Killed (Mp3 (user request))) -- <EaZy{V}> yo -- <EaZy{V}> send me that nuker
<Catrinea> i think im gonna have a baby this year -- <Mp3> hah -- <Mp3> why you say that? -- <Catrinea> i just have a feeling -- <Catrinea> and its kicking me
<Cleaner> reaper is cheaper when you page his pimp's beeper :)
<Catrinea> for my bday i got a cock sucker -- <Catrinea> a sucker shaped as a cock -- * Mp3 secretly replaces Catrinea's cock shaped sucker with a REAL cock, lets she if she can tell the difference....
<Mp3> -> [msg(memoserv)] send Spyder Spyderett made a pass at me! ya gotta tighten her choke-collar man. -- <Mp3> [MemoServ:memoserv@services.newnet.net] Memo sent to Spyder. -- <Mp3> *evil grin* -- <Spyderett> *nods her head* -- <Spyderett> if u only knew the story behind that one
<Phorsak> Random Quote : <Phorsak> All life begins with "waaaaaaaaa" and ends with "thud" that is a fact
<Steph> the only thing you got going for you is your big {censored}
<windex> you know how necro said if i added fake idle time capibility back into the ircd they'd jupe anything running it? herz removed ALL the english error messages from his ircd and put in german. :P -- <windex> i finally can {censored} :P
<reaper> Cleaner= GIVE ME THE COQ
<Teri> I'm roasting -- * Mp3 puts sum gravy on Teri -- <Mp3> anyone up for sum supper? -- <Teri> you are not eating me
<Mp3> your only 16, you dont have pubes yet -- <Mp3> just peach fuzz -- <Cleaner> vietnam can't get any worse than mah pubes -- <Cleaner> not sayin that i have crabs..
<Mooooooo> my client is moron proof -- <Mooooooo> type in a nick, press connect, and you're on newnet -- <Mooooooo> ive tested it on the biggest idiots i know -- <argon_> vorlon? m0f0?
<Flint> hehe -- <packetX> ? -- <Flint> i just felt like saying hehe
* casey` has four settings on hers -- <casey`> low, med, high, and who needs a man
<statik> i'm all over dude like a trailor park whore
<Falconier> u know what the trouble with tribbles are :) -- <Heather> they arnt shaved?
<lippy> i'm a poor ho
PizzaMan> myself, worship resident evil, worship resident evil, play resident
<nufnuf> i always want pizza tho
<^Roach^> i'm too sexy for gui
<Mr-Q> Southern California.. look out.. Im comming with my pale while hunky Viking skin.. lol
<nufnuf> coz i play with a bunch of guys -....- <Entropy> do you use the same locker room? - <Entropy> I bet she gets more towel snaps than anyone in the showers
<Jeff> v0rl0n I hear you are in jail now getting it up the rear? :) -- <v0rl0n> And I love it!!!
[21:54] * B-man likes to we we
<Lavender> ducky- the toys ain't as good as they used to be
<SweetPea> oh and afterwards i felt fine after a while walked off with hubby and we went out to the carpark and i felt like i was gunna faint
<Lavender> mp3- good toys come in boxes :P none of that bag stuff
* B-man enjoys Peaches with thick sryup
* Falconier puts earmuffs on everyone sept mp3 n starts singing n watches mp3s eardrums burst :) -- <Mp3> howd yu know yer singin wuz that bad :P -- <Missie> cuz i tell him
<KataMarie> my printer doesnt have any buttons to turn it on or off -- <PizzaMan> KataMarie: your printer was made for reallllllyyyyy stupid people -- <KataMarie> yeah, thats why i have it, my roommate was really stupid
<Falconier> what do you think im playing with eheh --- <SuPeR^MaN> heh .. your power ranger!! --- <Entropy> It's MORPHIN' TIME
<cee> I'MMA NETBIOPS HACK QWTGHIMWEH
<geekdeb> okay let me just say taht at 6mo i am seeing a bra size that i thought i would have to invest 2000 in saline for.. if each of these things gets to be 4lbs.. .im taking pictures
<BOFHAuric> i no longer have root... -- <BOFHAuric> but i can finger people
<nufnuf> and now im going for a shower -- * nufnuf takes roach with her -- <nufnuf> close yer eyes -- <Tuzik> man or woman -- <nufnuf> dunno ill tell ya after the shower
<Mp3> you cuss?!? NEVER! -- <nufnuf> {censored} no!
<^^chris^^> sorry i`m a male -- <Lavender> chris- i like males -- <^^chris^^> want my pic lav -- <Lavender> no, not really
<Vajiita> not like the constipated mathematician, who hadda work it out with a pencil -- <Vajiita> or the vegetaraian wiff the runs, AKA saladshooter --
<Goku> why cant yu be chichi :P then you'd be MY wifey -- <Bulma> HEY! -- <Bulma> chichi means ....hooters -- <Bulma> id rather be underpants
<Freak> your not too drunk -- <Freak> your still correcting your typos
<Goulda> I was going to send you a check, but I have a male and a female cat, and one of them got hold of it and ate it, and as far as I can figure out..... your check is in the male.
<Damaceles> if you cheat too much the bot picks it up and starts subtracting Mp3 -- <Mp3> thats why i dont cheat :P -- <Bayley> bhahahha
<Bayley> I just got lucky :) -- <Bayley> err -- <Bayley> that didnt sound right
<WhiteDawn> i kiss my sis's -- <WhiteDawn> oh wait
<lippy> i'm knocked up with my 10th -- <Mp3> thats alot of bebies!
<Freak> Im ambadestrious... -- <Mp3> switch hitter eh ;) -- <Freak> No =P some times I have to move the mouse
<Mp3> EddieB: if yu ever deliver my baby, dont yu dare tell me a miscount of fingers & toes just to see the look on my face :P -- <EddieB> no I'd say "It's a boy and a girl... weird, never seen one with both parts up close before. How cool"
<TheGood1> and ry i would trade my life with osama right now -- <Rynet> how about a 1 legged prostitute? -- <TheGood1> sure why not
<shaz^> nuts are nice -- <shaz^> so many types -- <shaz^> sizes and shapes -- <Entropy> shaz^ is big on nuts -- <shaz^> Entropy, actually i am!! howd you know! lol
<^Roach^> i'm a man's man
<Kryseee> ok I just discovered that I can rest the keyoard on my tummy and it stays there..... ack -- <Kryseee> ok baby kicked it off
<Lavender> here it is -- <Lavender> may- emerald, june- pearl, july- ruby -- <Mp3> fine dangit im a pearl :( -- <Damaceles> yep, your an irritation made purdy
<Heather> job corps was more fun, get to watch how to put condoms on bananas :P -- <Mp3> at least they teach how to have safe sex with a bananna... imagine the kids!
<BayBunny> what am I gunna use? -- * Mp3 gives it back to bunnyster -- <BayBunny> ewww -- <BayBunny> I want a fresh one!
<shaz^> shhhhhhhh rub it to calm it down
<TheGood1> maybe men shouldnt listen to women -- <TheGood1> i cant belive i just said ya'll shouldnt listen to us
<Krys> ackies I went down -- <Krys> oh well...
<Lavender> what's a borkie? is it from star trek? -- <adynamite> it means, anything from dork to cute silly person to a jerk -- <Damaceles> so... all guys?
* Vajeta fires off a few flaming marshmallows at Snuggles 4,1----8=====16(_() 4----8======16(_() 4-----------8=======16(_() 4-------8======16(_() 4--------8=====16(_() 4-------8=====16(_()4,1----8=====16(_() 4----8======16(_() 4-----------8=======16(_() 4-------8======16(_() 4--------8=====16(_() 4-------8=====16(_() -- <Snuggles> flaming marshmallows -- <Vajeta> better than flaming flatulence
*** Entropy was kicked by Lord (*fwap*) -- <Entropy> It's almost like getting kicked out of church again
<Vegeta> ohh nappas pwering up, soundz like he hasta potty
<spicey> blows*
* statik gets naked and spreads wide open -- * statik makes love to camera
<Freak> I cant type woth {censored}!
<Entropy> Same guy took an IQ test our junior year of HS -- <Entropy> and the last question was "What do a tree and a housefly have in common?" -- <Entropy> He answered "They both gather nutrients from fertilizer and they both have limited lifespans." -- <Entropy> The true answer was "They're both alive" -- <Entropy> But I liked his "They both eat sh-- and die" approach
<TheGood1> u cant join the military if u have just 1? -- <Entropy> You can't be patriotic if you share a testicular quantity with Hitler
<Missie> ok, who wants to hear a funny story -- <^Roach^> Missie: does it involve cheese? -- <Missie> i was at soccer today and i tackled a girl and now she's in hospital -- <^Roach^> wheres the cheese! -- <Missie> now she's eating cheese
<Goulda> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
<kaze> mouser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- <TheGood1> is at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<spicey> had a guy ask me once if i would jack him into 1 of my shoes...gross
<Mp3> ducky: yer tryin to get a beatdown aint ya :P -- <ducky> u cant beat me down .. your like half a skeleton minus the calcium
<Mp3> Diamond -- <Mp3> Total Estimated Time: 44 hours, 43 minutes; Total Distance: 2651.15 miles -- <Mp3> i'll be there in 2 days :D -- <Diamond> no way :P -- <Diamond> ill be busy washin muh hair!
*** Missy (Brat@adsl-65-65-25-94.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) Quit (Killed (Mp3 (frum yer unfing buddie empee *uNF@$!@#$!* Happy Birthday)))
<Emt-Ken> I am one of the few harmless ones on irc -- <Goku> BahaHahAHAHAhAhAHahAhhAHAHAh
<RedLotus> Pye is the secsi mama! -- <Pyewackit> i agree -- * -- <Bayley> hahah she agrees :)
<AJ> itz a skeeto!!!! kill it kill it kill it!!!!!!! -- * AJ grabs darah and drags her round the channel, trying to swat the skeeto -- <TheGood1> ack! -- <AJ> kill it!!!!!!! -- * TheGood1 shoots her tongue and swallows the sketer -- <AJ> omg -- <TheGood1> ribbit
<`Destiny> ok pye -- <`Destiny> i have a question -- <Pyewackit> yessssssss -- <`Destiny> ARE THEY PERKY???? -- * Jeff feels -- <Jeff> well the left one is a bit -- <Jeff> but that right one is a gonner
<lighten> i jsut fake it well :)
([N]Bayley) chatzone nice shoes wanna F*ck! ;)
<Grandalf> wb c0ldfing4 ... when are you going to take over the chan? :P -- <Mp3> im afraid to get sum chineese food cuz ima miss the fun -- <Grandalf> Mp3 - lol .. im afraid to go to the toilet :P
<Krys> how did you know I was tired? -- <Mp3> the sheep told me -- <Krys> sheep... ??? I count winnie the poohs
<ToxicRain> my what Big Mp3's you have
<windex> mmmmmmm. peaches. plump fat hairy little things. wait.. eww.
<mouser> There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. *<mouser> ~By Will Rogers~*
<poohrules> yeah but it didn't have that much nuts -- <TheGood1> you must treat yerself sometimes
<^Roach^> m000 -- * VeloRez tips ^Roach^ over -- <Cat> Roach tipping?
<^Roach^> HELP I'VE BEEN TIPPED AND I CAN'T GET UP!
<^Roach^> i'm here for 4 hours -- <Mp3> ^Roach^: ahh yes, 4 hours of dominatrix phun :D -- * Mp3 grabs the whip -- * ^Roach^ grabs the sheep -- * Mp3 whips teh sheep -- <^Roach^> whip it, whip it good
[00:28] <mouser> morning :) o think -- [00:29] <mouser> everyone sleep? -- [00:31] * mouser yawns -- [00:33] <mouser> oh geeze it is only 1:30 good night i am going back to bed
<Twiner> I got hot hands -- <Twiner> they get really hot and -- <Bayley> sticky!@
<WhiteDawn> looks down , no woman in me
* Goulda introduces his Dynamically Inclined Lenghty Deepining Object to Mp3's Carefully Used Nutritional Test
<Entropy> me? use linux? -- <Ka|n> he cant install xp -- <Entropy> I'm not near l33t nuff -- <Ka|n> letalone any form of nix -- <Entropy> Ka|n -- <Entropy> Funny you should say that heh
<who|work> any IRCops around -- <LadyBot> who|work: Ask your question in the channel. If any ircops or helpers are available they will answer you. -- <who|work> I just did that LadyBot -- <who|work> geez
<windex> im not fat! i'm protecting the world from a black hole!
<Mp3> why is everyone lixing me -- <Bayley> cuz we love you :) -- <Mp3> oh, i thought it was a deep seated emotional problem that shows itself in the habbitual lixing of a stranger on the internet... but if you love me then i guess its all fine -- <Bayley> yer hardly a stranger dear ;) -- <Mp3> no... im stranger than you think
<windex> see, we could be bitter -- <windex> about not having olines -- <windex> and such -- <windex> but really -- <windex> we just prefer to be assholes -- <windex> its easier for us -- <windex> easier for you -- <windex> etc
<Lyle> just seen Austin Powers, first episode, man what kinda crap is that, an old hippy who is a brittisch spy that says groovy every minute -- <Lyle> can't you yanks export something good instead like califonian grass?
* wonderboy yells bite her tail she dont need that -- * kitten-Bl bites wonderboy -- * wonderboy sreams like a girl and jumps outta window
<IceQueen> mp3- Friday i went out with a bunch of ppl to some movies... -- <IceQueen> ...by 2:30 in the morning i was in bed with an attractive male who was rubbing my leg suggestively... -- <IceQueen> of course... he was also addressing me as "Ryan"
<Nanook> I've been accused of urinating aimlessly before...
<r00t> dood AOL 8.0 looks {censored} tight
<DarkSueno> Well....Happy spent a lot of time with her, Grumpy obviously didn't....Sneezy, well, Snow White didn't like that idea so much...and Dopey, well I hear from Snow White herself that he wasn't as dopey as he looked ;) -- <Damaceles> and doc just had a... kink
<ghost33> u? -- <ghost33> with a girl? -- <Mp3> ghost33: i know, its hard to imagine... -- <Mp3> ghost33: its just even more proof that beer will help ANYONE get sum -- <Christopher> kuddles: hey now i was drunk lol
* Mp3 unfz casey -- <casey> yer too late, i'm outta the mood ;P~ -- <casey> slow poke
* CharColt spreads her legs
<metesssa> i get off work at seven -- <WhiteDawn> i get off at 7:30 mp -- * lippy looks at wd, and metessa; you have set times that you "get off"
<lippy> it only hurts for a few
<lippy> night empster -- <lippy> wetdreams
<Mp3> hes whooped -- <Volgie> yeah, shes got him by the ballz -- <Jwagner> she had me by them long befor two months ago :P
<|Chris|> Im in my PRIME -- <Diamond> nah, i like em far more experienced -- <Diamond> i canna believe i just said that
<Thunder> would u like cherry's with the dates -- <Thunder> or just a nut -- <Diamond> nuts please!
<Sunnie> ANYthing can mess you up, if thatz ALL you do for HOURS -- <Mp3> hey! i resent that remark! i irc all day with wakko's and perverts, and im JUST FINE!
<Diamond> i make a killer jack daniels choc chip pecan pie -- <weebo> court wants nuts again? -- <Diamond> always krys :P~
<Diamond> newp, been sick so aint gettin no sleep...means no energy heh -- weebo> no nuts for you then woman! -- <Diamond> have to go get a u/s on friday so hopefully will be better after that :)
<lynn> i really need to get my head checked
Tessa: just when i think im done more stuff pops up
<Mp3> <lippy> jay, i'm a wuss, and proud of it, and I'm not wearing any underwear -- <lippy> it's SOOO true
*** NiteHawke was kicked by WhiteDawn (i own you all mauahhahaha)
<PinkPixie> the us gets called stupid all the time -- <PinkPixie> and u dont see us taking offense -- <Tarken> Well there's a difference -- <Tarken> We know they're right -- <Tarken> Canucks don't know any better
<Devil-Bot> ewwww -- <Devil-Bot> tried to chug my beer choked on the ice cube
<Impy> whats yer fav weapon in gta3 hehe -- <^Roach^> the minivan
<Entropy> why am I Uncle Fester? -- <Entropy> I'm more like It. -- <^Roach^> It with a Thing -- <^Roach^> or Thing with an It -- <^Roach^> *shrug* -- <Entropy> you sick freak
* SuenaLuz dresses up Freak in a little Eskimo outfit -- <SuenaLuz> awww... ain't that cute?
<Volgie> its ok, I suck and I admit it
*** Gwenevere (kashhjfj@lak-ts2-2600-138.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Quit: Oh please tell me you are not one of those people? Because a raindrop fell in the ocean ten thousand years ago and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting right here, right now, enjoying a cup of coffee that tastes like goat piss!)
<Bookmage> did i mention were sharing bedsheets? -- <Bookmage> just more stuff to tellur mom -- <Metessa> yes but i do anyway
<Bookmage> i was born in DC -- <Bookmage> walter reed army medical center -- <Bookmage> i broke out shortly soon after
* FreakBX = retarded
<Marie1026> Terry go do dishes - <MasterTLH-Away> byte me - <Marie1026> get in that kitchen, KB - <Mp3> kb ? - <Marie1026> Kitchen {censored} - <MasterTLH-Away> your my HH - <Marie1026> what is HH - <MasterTLH-Away> House Ho
<]{night[]wl> trying to get services back online - <]{night[]wl> i start them they die 1 second later - <]{night[]wl> ok thats it - * ]{night[]wl pulls out a 45 and caps services
<impy> only thinkin of small words like "hi" and "yes" - <Damaceles> in the right context, those are two very good words
<Karleigh> all I know is very basic VB - <Mp3> all i know is miRC, so yu got me beat - <collegeninja> all I know is porn - <collegeninja> so I beat it daily
<Christopher> im a tech ad - <Christopher> i was just wondering - <root> Christopher: no your a homo with a badge :P - <Christopher> if you say so - <root> lol, i do i do :P - <Christopher> ok
<Vortex> yeah well...gimme more booze and hookers - <Vortex> and I wont be so irritable - <Mp3> i'll be fine with just more booze & a playboy model, hookers are nasty - <]{night[]wl> but not as much fun - <]{night[]wl> theres nothing like sloppy hundreths
<Kyrin> I dunno even how it's espleld - <Kyrin> omfg
<]{night[]wl> farting up a storm tonight - <]{night[]wl> my dog passed out - <]{night[]wl> she was right behind me - <]{night[]wl> bad spot to be tonight
*** ShadowKnight is now known as Loser_LOL
<]{night[]wl> i already know RH 8 runs on it perfectly - <]{night[]wl> all hardwear suported - <Kyrin> does it support softwear and underwear too?
* Mp3 reaches out of Blaise's montior & grabs hiz shirt, this is a halucination go to sleep! - <Blaise> HER - <Mp3> EEP - <Mp3> HER! - * Blaise sobs - <Blaise> it's ok - <Blaise> i thought kyrin was a chick for 6 months *grins*
<Lavender> i have nightmares about men in spandex
<WhiteDawn> i have nightmares about fat men in spandex
<MasterTLH> damn almost 2 am and im still up hehe - <MasterTLH> last time i was up this early i was getting layed
<Mp3> why the HELL do you use pirch? - <MasterTLH> i like it - <]{night[]wl> oh Mp3 u don't know? - <]{night[]wl> MasterTLH here is a hic - <Mp3> allways knew sumthin was up wif him :P - <]{night[]wl> he is - <]{night[]wl> now u know the reason - <]{night[]wl> took him 3 months to figure out he has a indoor outhouse
<root> dont make me RFTM! -- <Xodus> rftm? -- <Xodus> rape the {censored} monitor?
<apples> the sheeps rear legs had been tethered with straps to either side -- <apples> lmao -- <apples> not only is he screwing goats but he's into goat bondage to
<ChanServ> I have a close eye on you guys ;) -- <werejag> egod im talking to a service
<WhiteDawn> ok i'm married to a weirdo, since he doesn't have a flag to wear he's going to wear his pants half mast
*** WhiteAway (NA@ts46-04-qdr1294.porch.wa.charter.com) Quit (Quit: Men like things big and expensive, so why don't they like their women big and expensive?)
<AreS_666> so.. how sexy are you sarah? -- * SarahSexy is not sexy :( sorry guys
<FuBaR> chicks dig guys that are queer, guys that dont dig chicks, i just wish i was queer so i could get chicks -- <angelic1> so let me get this straight - if a guy is not gay - then I am not allowed to like him? -- <angelic1> I disagree with FuBaR - I kinda prefer guys who are NOT trying to compete with me
<MsGoddess> i almost had my way with lou diamond philips until my aunt told him how old i was
<Damaceles> silly latina doin it with top still on
<Mp3> i see the definition of "clean chat" has degraded severely since i left hehehe -- <Mp3> #ChatZone: Clean Chat! i.e. you cant talk about serial killers who have kitties that put out & a dead womans foot in his freezer... oh skrew it! talk about anything ya want! :D
<Vanilla> Stattie can kiss my white booty -- *** Mp3 is now known as Stattie -- * Vanilla bends over for stattie -- * Stattie smewcherz Vanilla's white booty -- *** Stattie is now known as Mp3 -- * Mp3 checked the gallery -- * Mp3 droolz
<Vanilla> Tomorrow is not valentines day -- <Vanilla> it is singles awareness day
<Vanilla> oh hey fu! -- <Vanilla> U wanna join the orgy? -- <SnaFuBaR> uh no thanx i've had allllll the action i can handle tonight, my girl almost bit it off! -- <SnaFuBaR> thats the last time i walk around naked around my cat!
*** Goulda was kicked by Faith (banned: 2 Month Timeout - kthnx) -- <SnaFuBaR> HAHAHAH FINALLY -- <SnaFuBaR> they banned the moron@! -- <^Roach^> SnaFuBaR: like you're one to talk :P
<^BitHead> * <- Tribble <- Tribble After a Close Shave
<cdog> Well most of them hooters gals are snobby -- <cdog> they expect you to have like all yer teeth n stuff
<cdog> I used to have to wear a helmet all the time -- <Raistlin1> only cuz the girls kept hittin ya
<Raistlin1> yeah admit ur sexy and all kindsa wierd ppl start pm'n ya and askin ya personal questions -- -> *BEEF* so how sexy are ya ;) -- ([msg]BEEF) hahaha, thats dead sexy... i look like roadkill fresh, steamy and ready to eat
<Pyewackit> i got to ask mouser who is mary fern ?? - <mouser> mary fern is my co worker at work she is 74 - <mouser> she is more like a grandma - <mouser> she get all excited over her cows - <mouser> she once took maturity leave for the cows
<ORB> ugh, now I got an MSN chat where guys are talking about hugging other guys -- * KataMarie sits on ORB I'll hug you, and it's heterosexual :)
* ORB flashes Kata his boobies -- <KataMarie> gotta love estrogen :)
<KataMarie> sometimes its interesting to straddle fences lol
*** ^Roach^ (roach@Behold.The.Power.of.Cheese) Quit (Killed (`Destiny (who is your mommy huh huh??? congrats !!!)))
* hartless pulls on a slicker -- <Jadie> that's not allowed -- <hartless> *ahem* raincoat -- <hartless> err... -- <hartless> nm -- * ^Roach^ gets a scuba suit -- <Jadie> you guys are all cheating -- <^Roach^> hey, its ribbed, for her um.. yea -- * hartless turns his raincoat inside out for his um... ya
<noose> go for it Jaderz... -- <^Roach^> noose and a ladder -- <^Roach^> i think they want you to commit suicide -- <Jadie> that's what I was thinking too -- <ladder> ^Roach^: but half the fun would be Jadie climbing to the top ;) -- <Jadie> and finding out if the noose was well hung
<Damaceles> ba bupbup baaaaa, bada mmmbop mmmbop mmbop <---- I ALLWAYS KNEW HE WAS FUNNY!
<XLG> life lesson #3 - Be wary of women who say to stick your {censored} in holes in fences to work out its size.
<Fort_Max> well send me whatever app u use to do the burns -- <Fort_Max> the one i got from sony is crap -- <Fort_Max> give me nero or give me death
<Mp3> `Destiny: you wouldnt be a good marine :P - <Mp3> they do more killin before breakfast than most ppl do all year ;) - <`Destiny> nahhhh im way too short for that :P - <Mp3> oo goodie, you could be the one that looks for the landmines, since yer so close to the ground ;) -<`Destiny> midget abuse is frowned upon in most civilised countries ya know :P
[@steveO]: QuickFire: Got any nudies? I'll send you my cock in exchange for a nudie! -- [@m0rn]: that would hurt -- [@Mp3]: m0rn: thats what i was thinking -- [@Mp3]: im like -- [@Mp3]: What good would the nudes be if he diddnt have his cock anymore? -- [@QuickFire]: i dunno but i bed i could have fun with it
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